This mug remembers when he first came home. His new owner took one sip from his wide orifice and said “Wow, that’s hard to drink out of. Cool mug, though. Shiny.” And that was that. This mug was relegated to the desk. He doesn’t mind though. He enjoys listening to the mu(g)sings and scribblings of his owner. And frankly, he’d rather be stuffed with writing implements than sloshy old liquid.
The problem is that the owner likes bananas, and often places them around his rooms. And this mug? This mug hates them. Always has. (See above photo for proof). He’s not sure what offends him most — the smell, the shape, or the potassium. Distaste aside, this mug is willing to give bananas another shot. Hell, he was once deemed too “ungainly for liquid loads,” was he not? And here he is thriving as a vessel for scribblers. So maybe bananas have their use too. Not to eat, of course. Don’t be ridicu-mug. But perhaps they could be used as a face mask or a nice piece of art.
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Can't help noticing that mug has a banana-shaped nose. Could his banana phobia be some sort of existential crisis?